oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle… *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who’s a Model by the way,— wint (@dril)
I just made the most inhuman noise
Happy Easter Adolph
Beloved author, poet, philosopher, transcendentalist, and lover, Henry David Thoreau is always chill. He’s taken chill to a whole new level. Now available for purchase at Anthropologie is this man’s new persona, a Henry David Thoreau pillow.
Jon Hamm is the worlds most salty man. Beloved by all, Jon Hamm decided that everyone deserved to be around him. Not only is he the perfect man, but he’s also the world perfect pet. Get ready for Jon Hammster. He’ll be taking the world by storm.
Perhaps the most well known Russian author of all time, Leo Tolstoy is making his way to Hollywood. He’s targeted the young American soul. This summer catch the new hit movie, Leo Toy Story.
Over shadowed by Obama’s victory, many people don’t know about the new president of the crabs. Help me spread the word of the new crab president, Hermit Cain.
Every year, millions of people play original roleplaying game, Dungeons and Dragons. Paladins are one of the key classes. It’s rare that you’ll ever find a group without a paladin. Most groups, however, don’t have a chef. I finally have an answer for all of the hungry adventurers. With the cooking prowess of Paula Dean and the combat expertise of a paladin, I present you with the newest and best class to date, the PALADEAN.
Never again will your group go hungry. Never again will your group be in danger. Facing a hungry ogre? PALADEAN has a pie for it.
Wolf Blitzer + Call Chelsea Peretti = Perfect Synergy